For the love of god I really am starting to be ashamed to be an American. Why should I care about Gary Coleman’s marital disputes, Janet Jackson’s philosophy on love and discipline, or what Britney Spears had to say about Bionce and Tina Turner. Is this really the crap that America is concerned with? Apparently it is. And its not isolated to the smutty, idiodic little world of Entertainment Tonight. Apparently our (yes, your’s and mine) congressmen feel it is their responsibility to spend an enormous chunk of their time (our time) determining exactly what performance enhancing drugs may or may not have been used by some former baseball player(s) and which former baseball trainer(s) or player(s) may or may not have lied about it during the interminable initial waste of time investigating the ’scandal’. I swear to god I’m considering either emmigrating or hanging myself. And as I sit here watching the biggest loser dancing supernanny wife swapping American idol apprentice gladiator geek, I’m already stringing my neckties together wondering if the light fixture in the cieling can support my weight.

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